Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Conversations at Husky

A couple of weeks ago we went to Husky, the gas station, to get there Amazing chocolate malts.
We pull up to the side of the gas station and the boys are like,
"Erika, park the car on the other side of the parking lot. There is no way I'm getting out of the car here, we are going to get attacked!"
Erika and I are just give them a look that says, You guys are dumb. Now get out of the car.
There was a truck parked next to us, with an old man (55-60) sitting in it.
The moment I open the car door he says...
"What I wouldn't give to be seen with 2 beauties like you girls. If only I was younger, richer, better looking, and had more hair, and I don't mean on my back. Yup then I would be able to get 2 girls like you.
I look into the car and the boys have the look of, We told you so.
We started walking up to husky and at the edge of the store there is 2 guys sitting there and they ask us for some change.
Ethan: What do you need money for?
Guy 1 puts his hand up to his mouth, meaning he wants some alcohol.
Ethan: Sorry I've only got a card, I don't have any change.
Guy 1: I just really need a drink. Looks at me...
Me: I've only to this lip chap sorry.
Guy 1: Hey give me one of those cigarettes
Me giggling: No it's just lip chap
Guy 1: Saaaa you're just drunk.
Then I think we just said our good byes. 
Alright well that's my story about that night.

One time I went to get the mail at work and I ran across a lady that I'm pretty sure was drunk at 3 in the afternoon, or she was slightly handicapped.
She said hello to me and told me I looked really pretty. Then she kind of started singing "It's such a sunny sunny day" And I agreed and said it was beautiful day. Then she told me it was almost as beautiful as me. 
Well she sure boosted my confidence that day, even if she was drunk, handicapped, os maybe lesbian. 
Okay I'm sure I bored you out of your mind. 
I'll leave with this funny quote so that maybe you leave my page laughing
Here are some funny warning labels
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

You know that at some point there was an idiot (sorry if that was you) that did one of these things so they are required to put them on their products.

The end.

1 comment:

Boy said...

Whoever climbed inside the 15x15x12 bag and managed to zip it was either a very small idiot OR extremely talented in a way I never hope to be.